So I don't know if I just have unrealistic expectations or what, but in my mind, firefighters are hot. Maybe its that whole uniform thing, or the macho hero thing. I don't know. But in my thoughts, as well as my past experience, firefighters are hot. In San Diego for example (where I will be in less than 2 weeks!), the firefighters who shop at the grocery store near me tend to be pretty freaking cute. And yes, I realize that not all of them are, but a good 6 out of 10 tend to look good, which I think are fairly good odds. Sadly, DC never got this memo. To be honest, I can recall only seeing two hot firefighters in my time in the District. One may think I am being too hasty in my observations as I have not been witness to any fires. However, the alarm in my old building used to go off a lot, so the firefighters would come over to check it out and such. Never did I see a cute guy in these groups. Then, there was the inauguration, where I saw many firefighters, and two cute ones. In fact, one of the cute ones took pictures for me from the top of the firetruck. This was the exception though, not the rule. Finally, I now live right around the corner from a firehouse. I pass by every day, and have yet to see a cute guy there. This makes me sad. It also pains me to see that not only are they not hot, but a lot of them are overweight. How are you seriously going to fight a fire when you are as out of shape as some of these guys? Maybe they hold down the fire hose or something. I don't know. What I do know is that these are not the firefighters I signed up to see.
Anyway, that was just a random observation I had to put down into words.
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